The United Kingdom’s Ministry of Justice is now piloting a program that will, eventually, make a lie detector test a mandatory part of probation for sex offenders.
A three-year pilot project in East and West Midlands will aim to establish whether polygraph testing should be introduced across England and Wales.
Between 350 and 450 offenders are expected to be tested over the three-year period of the latest pilot scheme. Those who refuse risk being sent back to prison.
Claude Knights, director of the children’s charity Kidscape, said she believed the tests could help to assess risk.
“I’m hoping that this will be an incentive for paedophiles to disclose more information, which would help us to manage their release more effectively.”
What she really meant to say is, “We must think of the children. Oh, and we must keep these dirty bastards off the street. This sort of testing is just what we need as an excuse to throw people back into jail.”
The long-expected move had been a commitment of the government, he said, and he was “proud to say that this can now legally happen from Wednesday”.
Is anyone else bothered by the fact that the government is now happy and proud that this can legally happen now? Have they been doing this all along and just now legalized it?
Up next, all criminals on probation will be required to submit to a polygraph. Once the criminals are finished and in a database, we’ll move on to people arrested for anything. Next we’ll move on to speedsters, boy racers, and loiterers. Don’t worry, citizen, we’ll get to you soon enough.

