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Tap’dNY is selling purified New York City tap water.  Their slogan is “not from the top of some far away mountain.”

From their manifesto [pdf]

Year after year, bottled water companies have told us that their water was somehow healthier or better for us than our own water. They spent billions of dollars on marketing to make us believe that we needed exotic water, in sleek packaging, from far away Arctic glaciers, tropical islands, and European volcanoes.

We fell for the fancy marketing gimmicks, too, and the brands we drank started to become status symbols.

But we’re New Yorkers and are ready for an honest change.  It’s time for a better way of thinking, er, drinking:  A Tap’dNY Manifesto for the new age.

New York City already has the best pizza in the world.  Now, with purified NYC tap water, you can eat more pizza since you’ll be drinking water instead of soda.  Just remember, NYC tap water comes from upstate, so, technically, New York State has the best water.

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11 year old Katie and 3 year old Sabrina just wanted to sell some of the produce that they had grown in their garden, so they set up a stand to sell it to neighbors and passers-by.  Clayton, California Mayor Gregg Manning, however, shut them down, due to the fact that their home isn’t zoned for commerce and is considered a traffic hazard.

They did it for maybe four hours on Saturday mornings to make a little money. They haven’t sold a thing since the police showed up recently in response to one complaint to the mayor’s office.

Ah, yes, we now live in the land of one complaint will get you shut down and in trouble with the law.

“They said traffic was being stopped and then they came up with we can’t have a roadside stand and then they said it was a commercial enterprise,” said Katie Lewis, former produce seller.

As for the traffic issue, neighbor Terri Highsmith says there isn’t one.

“On the weekends is when I mostly notice them selling. I come and go a lot and I’ve never seen any traffic problems,” said Highsmith.

Oh, but that doesn’t matter.  A single person has already filed a complaint and they have much more power than common sense.

“They may start out with a little card-table and selling a couple of things, but then who is to say what else they have. Is all the produce made there, do they make it themselves? Are they going to have eggs and chickens for sale next,” said Manning.

“Lemonade stands are technically illegal, but they don’t last long enough to do anything about,” said Manning.

This guy is the mayor?  For crying out loud, these kids are 11 and 3.  They just wanted to do what every little kid has done for thousands of years, yet he’d close down a lemonade stand given half a chance.

“I wish everyone would follow the rules and not be just self-centered,” said Manning.

Yes, Mr. Mayor, because having extra food from your garden that you sell to other people is self-centered.

One person who complained and a “follow the law to the letter” mayor are the ones who are self-centered.  These girls aren’t doing anything wrong and it is extremely unlikely that they are going to grow so big that ConAgra and Monsanto should be worried.

Instead of learning about free enterprise, economics, helping others, and learning the value of hard work, these girls are learning about what happens when you encounter a stick in the mud complainer and end up facing hardass politicians.

They are also learning how to fight the law.  They have been shut down because the mayor claims the law was made to protect the citizens who asked for it.  It is now the citizens who are signing Katie’s petition that are saying they don’t want the protection and the produce stand should go back up.

This is the America we live in today.  It’s a “letter of the law” country instead of a “spirit” of the law country.  This is how we end up with 5 year olds on the terror no-fly list.  Little kids selling their fruits and veggies really shouldn’t scare us.  I guess someone should have told these kids that the new America is all about following the rules, watching TV and playing video games.

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Two years ago in Texas, a religious zealot tried to get Ray Bradbury‘s Fahernheit 451 banned from the school, stating that it’s bad for Christians because they burn the Bible. Many students, however, banded together in support of the book, stating that it’s one of the most enjoyable books they’ve ever read.

Diana Verm complained that she didn’t like the cussing and the burning of the Bible, though she also admits that she only read a couple of pages of the book.

“The book had a bunch of very bad language in it,” Diana Verm said. “It shouldn’t be in there because it’s offending people. … If they can’t find a book that uses clean words, they shouldn’t have a book at all.”

After her complaint, she was given an alternate reading assignment, but her father, Alton Verm, is pushed for the book to be banned. His main complaint was that Fahrenheit 451 takes God’s name in vain so “there’s no reason for it to be read.” Alton Verm listed, page by page, some of his objections. This is some his list.

Page 28 cigarettes
Page 70 slapped face
Page 75 dirty talk (I’m going to have to go get my copy just to see what this dirty talk is)
Page 76 dirty talk
Page 78 Old + New Test.
Page 80 Bible
Page 197 drunk
Page 199 bought cigarettes and beer
Page 201 drunk
Page 203 drunk

Mr. Verm stated that down grading Christians and talking about our firemen as other reasons that the book should be banned. Neither Mr. Verm, nor his daughter, have read Fahrenheit 451 (nor seen or even heard of the film). If he had, he would have realized that Fahrenheit 451 is a book covering issues, such as book burning, and that it is also known for having saved the Bible from being burned.

Coincidentally, the book was assigned during the National Banned Book Week. Eventually, the attempt at banning the book also failed.

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So, this guy decided that it would be a good idea to capture a deer and feed it corn for a few weeks before it was fattened up and he could kill it.

The deer kicked his ass and it’s totally hilarious.

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Barack Obama is facing large amounts of racism in West Virginia.  It’s not really a surprise to many, but it is a reason people will point to when they say all Americans are stupid.

Check out Metacafe’s short video clip of the ignorant in West Virginia.

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