While perusing reddit today, I came across this comment that made me actually laugh out loud and I had to share it.

I flew to a different state with my daughter. I had to pee right when we got off the plane so I told her to sit on our suitcase and wait outside the men’s room. She knows the whole bit about screaming bloody murder if someone is scaring her with words or actions. So I pee and start washing my hands when I hear her screaming. I run out the doorway and security is trying to pull the suitcase out from under her and telling her to get up.

There’s no worse feeling in the world than knowing you will get tasered, gang-tackled, and/or arrested for reacting how a normal human being should react in that situation.

I said “what are you do to my daughter?!”. One of the officers replied “this bag was unattended so we need to inspect it”. I said “Unattended?! You can’t even get it away from my kid. This is the most fucking attended bag in the airport!” At that point, they questioned whether she was even my kid or not (she’s adopted and has different skin color).

Fortunately they didn’t drag us back into their dungeon and finally told us to move along when the crowd grew bigger. Some lady in the crowd was ranting about how they were dragging a little girl around the terminal (they only rolled her a couple feet when she was sitting on the suitcase).

I’ll be flying again in a couple of months and this sort of idiocy is really starting to scare me. Do I actually have to start flying with a leash attached to my luggage or should I just shove my luggage up my ass to keep the TSA from taking it?