It’s good to know that the border with Mexico isn’t really a problem. It’s those pesky Canadians that we have to worry about. Fear not, my fellow Americans. The cities of Detroit, Michigan and Buffalo, New York are about to get their very own surveillance towers to protect us from the hordes of Canadians trying to bust into the USA.
The U.S. Border Patrol is erecting 16 more video surveillance towers in Michigan and New York as part of its plans to use technology to help secure parts of the United States’ 4,000-mile northern border with Canada.
The government awarded the $20 million project to Boeing Co., the same company responsible for the so-called virtual fence along the U.S.-Mexico border that has come under criticism for faulty technology.
Eleven of the towers are being installed in Detroit and five in Buffalo, N.Y., to help monitor water traffic between Canada and the United States along Lake St. Clair and the Niagara River.
At present, Border Patrol agents are posted along the river to keep an eye on water traffic.
Of course, we all know that Canadians aren’t scampering to get across the borders. What they are doing is sneaking pot into the country. From what I hear, it’s some good weed too. Just think, instead of decriminializing marijuana and racking in billions of tax dollars, we’re going to blow $20 million on a virtual fence that isn’t going to do a lick of good. If the pot dealers can’t sail across the rivers, they’ll find other ways to get it across the border.



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