When Cleopatra 2525 first aired, I thought, “This is the dumbest show ever,” and I never made any further attempts to see the show. Now, however, I was finally convinced to have a look at it. All the reports are true. It’s cheesy. It’s campy. And I can’t seem to turn away from it. I’m watching five or six episodes at a time. It is one of the dumbest shows I’ve ever watched, yet, it’s light years ahead of the current garbage that passes for television today.
The setting is five centuries into the future. Cleo is an exotic dancer who goes into suspended animation after having breast augmentation surgery. She awakes 500 years in the future and teams with two other women, joining their fight against the ‘Baileys’ who control the surface of the Earth. Her team leader Hel receives their orders from a mysterious female entity named “Voice”, who relays their orders via a communications implant under Hel’s left ear. Voice controls many other teams and gives them their orders in a similar fashion, in effect forming a resistance to the Baileys, with their ultimate goal to retake the Earths surface. Their final team member is Sarge, whose sister belongs to a cult that regards the Baileys with reverence and willingly sacrifice themselves to them. Humanity has moved underground and built a complex of elaborate shafts and tunnels created by the “shaft builders” to survive the Bailey menace. Cleo (pictured above on the right) wows the 26th century denizens with her philosophical sayings (many of which come from 20th century popular culture).
Even the theme song, sung by series star, Gina Torres, is extra campy, with a side of cheese. The first time I heard it, I cringed. Now, after listening to it a dozen times, I can’t help but snicker at it.
I don’t even care that all the women walk around half naked, midriffs exposed because it’s just too funny. It’s so outrageous and unbelievable that you’ll find yourself wanting to watch more.

You can get the complete series on DVD for less than $40, which isn’t a bad deal for two seasons. If you don’t want to fork over the cash, Hulu has it streaming for free on their site.


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